Its been a good one - spent entirely on my own, but in the company of beer, chocolate, the radio and about 30 square metres of peach-coloured woodchip wallpaper to strip. Doing the latter is quite cathartic - not my favourite distraction, but therapeutic nevertheless.
Of course I did have to drag myself away from a pornucopia of web-based smut this morning. The essential finale to this was a wank, sitting on the floor in the living room with my nose pressed to the window, knees spread wide. My breasts were pressed up against a warm radiator below, which in turn hid my blushes from passers-by, of which there were few, due to the inclement weather. Pity.
Sunday 23 March 2008
Happy Easter
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snap (decorating, and wanking)
There is nothing quite like a blank wall in front of me to allow my mind to escape.
I used to quite enjoy decorating. I used to find the preparation far more enjoyable than the actual re-decoration, though; I'd spend far too long trying to get the perfectly prepared windowsill, for instance, much to the annoyance of the Ex!
Hey, it was like meditation!
I don't think I ever combined it with masturbation though ...
Ah, a whole new dimension to Do It Yourself.
(Ro - you should give it a try, you'll save a fortune on wallpaper paste).
Ooh, decorating! It's so much fun to see a room transform and really, it's very similar to a good wank. Sounds like a very happy Easter.
Luka ... I can't help thinking that it would either have to be a very small room or a very long-term decorating project.
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