Gloomily inspecting my first obvious wrinkle in the mirror this morning, I identified why my skin elasticity has taken a turn for the worse recently. To my horror, I realise that I've only swallowed twice so far this year and we're in April already. At this rate, by my birthday, my face will look like a crackle-glazed wardrobe. This is a dreadful turn of affairs, I don't actually think I can go much longer without.
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2 comments:
Ha! And you can tell Nadine "Botoxgurrrl" Baggott exactly what she can do with her pentapeptides!
Ahhh ... that's medical fact is it? I'll remember that - never know when it might come in handy :)
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